ammarmali:

The best sign of a healthy relationship is no sign of it on Facebook.

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iflybikes:

Tiny baby python got confused about what sort of mouse to catch.

arrogantdad:

my mom told me that in high school she use to get boyfriends at the beginning of February so they had enough time to get her a valentines day gift and then break up with them the day after and just keep the gift and one day she told her parents about it and they made her keep her boyfriend at least until the end of February and so she did and that boy is now my dad

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fishingboatproceeds:

australian-government:

john green have had enough of your shit

I guess now that this has 213,000 notes, it should be mentioned that I never tweeted this (or thought it). Someone somewhere created this using photoshop.

Oh john.
"He may still love you. He probably does. He probably doesn’t know what he wants. He probably still thinks about you all the time. But that isn’t what matters. What matters is what he’s doing about it, and what he’s doing about it is nothing. And if he’s doing nothing, you most certainly shouldn’t do anything. You need someone who goes out of their way to make it obvious that they want you in their life." - (via offguard)

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My upload xo
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nextstepoflife:

Ah rock
"A los hombres ni todo tu amor, ni toda tu confianza." - (via nallelyvalle)

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whorville:

I don’t have the patients to be a doctor

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